get up in the morning put my shoes on the wrong feet
look in the fridge got nothing to eat
open my cell got nobody to call
just staring at these empty walls

walk outside to grab the paper
another robbery happened
walk back to the door
locked myself out again
got no money to get a spare key

so i broke the window to get back in
and the neighbor call the cops
the next thing i know im sitting in the back of a cop car

now sitting at the police station
started to argue with them
but i found out you cant argue
with a taser

now you just heard about my shitty day
and i hope you have a better day than i